I love Twitter! It’s the new Tumblr – if such a thing can be believed. The daily barrage of porn, naked men, and dirty videos is hard to keep up with or avoid. Then again, why would anyone want to avoid it – some of it is quite good. It will definitely get you hard, and off, if you’re willing to do some digging and find the right accounts to follow. These can vary from men posting about their sexual prowess or endowment, or men wanting to redirect you to their OnlyFans or Just4Fans accounts. Twitter’s become the new M4M Cragislist of adult entertainment.
This weekend, while my manservant Clive hung pictures on the walls of Cloister Abbey and had a row with the new Postmaster General for failing to forward our mail to our new address, I binged on a favorite Twitter account that’s got me giggling til the wee hours. Hot Guys with Lovense (@HLovense) is what porn should be like: dirty, sexy, hilarious. The account has to be the brainchild – or brain-fart – of sex-toy maker Lovense, famed for their vibrators, prostate massagers, and all things insert it into your favorite orifice and go wild. The Lush 2, an egg shaped, Bluetooth, remote vibrator that’s not just for women is not necessarily the star of the Twitter account, but it certainly is a worthy supporting actor. @HLovense features a stream of videos with guys playing with the Lush 2 while someone remotely adjusts the speed and intensity of the vibrations. The result is a hilarious collection of funny face, after funny face, after funny face.
It’s quite fun to watch. The demonstrations vary from a slow, moaning churn while a guy grinds his ass onto his bed or chair to a loud, screaming anal orgasm one could easily mistake for an epileptic seizure. For me it all amounts to the same thing: a laugh-out-loud giggling fit that has me reaching for my own Lush 2 to play with and enjoy along.
To be honest, my own experience with a Lush 2 has not been quite as intense as the ones on Hot Guys With Lovense. Maybe it’s because I prefer the dual, titillating vibes and grind of Lovense’s Edge prostate massager. That little thing can have me going for hours as long as Clive doesn’t forget to re-charged the batteries after his use. But when you combine your own erotic sensual pleasure while enjoying someone else’s on a slow weekend evening, one can certainly appreciate the potential of virtual sex.